******************************************************************************* LEISURE SUIT LARRY 7 : LOVE FOR SAIL ******************************************************************************* ----------------- TABLE OF CONTENTS ----------------- 1. Talking to the people on the ship. 1.1 Peter the Purser 1.2 Johnson 1.3 Xqwzts 1.4 Peggy 1.5 Victorian Principles 1.6 Vicki 1.7 Dewmi Moore 1.8 Drew Barringmore 1.9 The Juggs 1.10 Jamie Lee Coitus 1.11 Annette Boning 1.12 Captain Thygh 2. Inventory objects people reply to. 2.1 Peter the Purser 2.2 Johnson 2.3 Dick 2.4 Xqwzts 2.5 Peggy 2.6 Victorian Principles 2.7 Vicki 2.8 Dewmi Moore 2.9 Drew Barringmore 2.10 The Juggs 2.11 Jamie Lee Coitus 2.12 Annette Boning 2.13 Captain Thygh 3. List of all the verbs you can use in Love for Sail. 4. A list of all the 1-pointers in the game. 5. All the Where's Dildo locations. 6. All the easter eggs in Love for Sail. 7. General funny stuff and fun things to do. 8. Did you notice? ***** WARNING : IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED THE GAME YET DON'T READ THIS THERE ARE SOME SPOILERS ***** 1. TALKING TO THE PEOPLE ON THE SHIP This section shows all the talk options when you're aboard ship. 1.1 Peter the Purser Was there : My account Telephone Goodbye Later or Other : Peggy Captain Thygh Passport Photo ID Cabin Boy Annette Boning Complain about room 1.2 Johnson Was there : Bourbon A cocktail Troubles Women Goodbye Later or Other : Gigantic Erection 1.3 Xqwzts Was there : Photographs Cabin boy Travel Passport Where's Dildo? Goodbye Later or Other : My Cabin Peggy Your name Captain Thygh How? Buy pictures 1.4 Peggy Was there : Your name Peg leg Pick up line Swearing Goodbye Later or Other : Cabin boy Break room Locker Combination Shipboard Competitions Peter the Purser Xqwzts Xqwzts's hobby Xqwzts's needs Xqwzts's wants Captain Thygh 1.5 Victorian Principles Was there : Job The weather Good books Your book Entertainment Shipboard life Dewey Decimal System Sex Pick up line Goodbye Later or Other : Check out Pile of books Go to bed 1.6 Vicki Was there : Entertainment Glasses Pile of books Shipboard life The weather Pick up line Goodbye Later or Other : Sex Prove it LoveMaster 2000 1.7 Dewmi Moore Was there : Gambling Strategy Strip Dice Other Later or Other : Sex 1.8 Drew Barringmore Was there : Clothing Codpieces Over exposure Pick up line Your book Fokker Goodbye Later and Other : Drink Anton Fokker Gigantic Erection Anton's Fame My place? You can't? Sex Suitcase 1.9 The Juggs Was there : Cruise Daughter Big 'Uns Music Pick up line Show Goodbye Later or Other : Heat Records Spandex Spa Hot Tub Spotlights Breasts Sex 1.10 Jamie Lee Coitus Was there : Distressed Lamp Paper wads Pick up line Best Dressed Where's home? Goodbye Later or Other : Your collection An idea Fabrics Ticket Models Modeling Fashion Sweatshops Sex Leisure suits 1.11 Annette Boning Was there : Pick up line Homosexuality Old Mr. Boning Goodbye Later or Other : Insurance 1.12 Captain Thygh Was there : Exited Goodbye Later or Other : Free ticket Ennui But I won! Life Sex Fatigue Pick up line Sex Al Lowe ***** 2. INVENTORY OBJECTS PEOPLE REPLY TO This section shows all the inventory objects people on the ship reply to, normally their funny, especially Peggy's replies! 2.1 Peter the Purser Fire Hose Orgasmic Powder Kumquats Polyester Cloth KZ Sexual Lubricant Deoderant Spray TMT Scorecard Venezuelan Beaver Milk Your Cabin Keycard Venezuelan Beaver Cheese Carving Knife Kumquat Quiche Heat Lamp Bulb Quiche de Larry "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" Treated Handkerchief 2.2 Johnson Carving Knife "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" Heat Lamp Bulb Orgasmic Powder Jumper Wire Polyester Cloth Kumquats Deoderant Spray KZ Sexual Lubricant Venezuelan Beaver Milk Lime Juice Venezuelan Beaver Cheese Salt Kumquat Quiche TMT Scorecard Quiche de Larry Your Cabin Keycard Treated Handkerchief 2.3 Dick Kumquats Orgasmic Powder KZ Sexual Lubricant Polyester Cloth Lime Juice Custodial Key TMT Scorecard Kumquat Quiche Your Cabin Keycard Quiche de Larry Toilet Paper Treated Handkerchief 2.4 Xqwzts Carving Knife Pot "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" Screwdriver Fire Hose Souvenir Dice Heat Lamp Bulb TMT Scorecard Jumper Wire Toilet Paper Kumquats Your Cabin Keycard KZ Sexual Lubricant Orgasmic Powder Magazine Page 2.5 Peggy Fire Hose Screwdriver Jumper Wire Silicone Lubricant KZ Sexual Lubricant "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" Mucilage Orgasmic Powder Souvenir Dice Polyester Cloth Your Cabin Keycard Custodial Key Kumquats Deoderant Spray Carving Knife Mold Heat Lamp Bulb Venezuelan Beaver Milk Lime Juice Venezuelan Beaver Cheese Magazine Page Kumquat Quiche Pot Quiche de Larry Toilet Paper Treated Handkerchief 2.6 Victorian Principles Carving Knife TMT Scorecard Fire Hose Your Cabin Keycard Heat Lamp Bulb "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" KZ Sexual Lubricant Silicone Lubricant Magazine Page Toilet Paper Souvenir Dice 2.7 Vicki TMT Scorecard 2.8 Dewmi Moore Carving Knife KZ Sexual Lubricant 2.9 Drew Barringmore Fire Hose Magazine Page Kumquats (Careful, she'll eat it!) Toilet Paper KZ Sexual Lubricant Silicone Lubricant Mucilage "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" Souvenir Dice Orgasmic Powder TMT Scorecard Polyester Cloth Your Cabin Keycard Custordial Key Carving Knife Insurance Policy Heat Lamp Bulb Deoderant Spray Lime Juice 2.10 The Juggs Fire Hose Magazine Page Kumquats "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" KZ Sexual Lubricant Orgasmic Powder Souvenir Dice Polyester Cloth TMT Scorecard Venezuelan Beaver Cheese Your Cabin Keycard Stock Certificate Carving Knife Deoderant Spray Heat Lamp Bulb 2.11 Jamie Lee Coitus Karving Knife Mucilage Fire Hose TMT Scorecard Heat Lamp Bulb Toilet Paper Jumper Wire Your Cabin Keycard Kumquats "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" KZ Sexual Lubricant Orgasmic Powder Magazine Page 2.12 Annette Boning Carving Knife (She'll run away, but just ring the doorbell again) Orgasmic Powder TMT Scorecard Toilet Paper Woman's Handkerchief Life Insurance Policy 2.13 Captain Thygh Carving Knife Custordial Key TMT Scorecard Stock Certificate (When you do this, you finish the game) ***** 3. A LIST OF ALL THE VERBS YOU CAN USE IN THE GAME This is all the verbs I could find, it's probably incomplete, but all the ones you need to finish the game are in here. There are also some cases where the different verbs give the same reply, in taht cases I've written verb 1 (also verb 2). barf (also spew) blow break burp climb close dream drink eat fart feel f*ck (also make love, screw, bone or hump:) grope hit kiss lick (also taste) lie listen look masturbate (I'm serious!) milk move open operate peel pick piss (also whiz or pee) play push read replace (or swap) shit sit sleep smell (also sniff) sneeze suck swallow (also chew) take (also grab) talk (also speak) throw touch turn turn off turn on undress (also strip) unscrew unzip use ***** 4. LIST OF ALL THE 1-POINTERS IN LOVE FOR SAIL This is a list of all the things you can do in the game that counts just 1 point. It's not necessary to get them in this sequence, but this is how I got them. 1. Look at the beaver in the library. 2. Look at the toilet paper in Cabin 0 before picking it up. 3. Open the case with the fire hose in the top middle deck. 4. Piss in the toilet in Cabin 0. 5. Shit in the toilet in Cabin 0. 6. Look at the fish in the net hanging from the ceiling in the kitchen. 7. Operate the CaviarMaster 2000 in the kitchen. 8. Look at Fifi (dog hanging from ceiling) in the kitchen. 9. Look at the fish heads in a basket in the kitchen. 10. Climb the scaffole for the first time. 11. Fart anywhere but in the casino after you've eaten the bean dip. 12. Climb the ladder at the bridge for the first time. 13. Look at the sail. 14. Smell the hanky Annette left in your cabin. 15. Push button on remote in your inventory. 16. Take the quiche to the judges before adding the orgasm powder. 17. Read the note Jamie left you on the main ballroom door. 18. Smell the bed in Annette's room. 19. Use carving knife on Annette. 20. Look at the snake in the kitchen after you've baked the Kumquat Quiche. 21. Read the second note Jamie left you on the main ballroom door. 22. Look at Amiga of Love (Vicky's computer). 23. Turn on the remote while you're standing on the scaffold when the chase light are already on the pin. 24. Read the bulletin board 7 times in the employees break room. 25. Click on help and then choose the About option, also, remember the dildo:) ***** 5. ALL THE WHERE'S DILDO LOCATIONS Here's a list of where to find all 32 of those little guys:O) This is in the sequence I found them. 1. Behind the waterfall at Das Grande Atriumo. 2. At Das Grande Atriumo on the books at the entrance to the library. 3. In the library in front of the grandmother clock. 4. In Das Grande Atriumo on the top left platform. 5. Behind David's foot. 6. On one of the chairs at the blackjack tables in the casino. 7. Behinf one of the chairs in the employee brake room. 8. Behind the dildo shaped tree at the top right deck. 9. Behind the beaver shaped tree at the middle top deck. 10. Behind the sheep shaped tree at the top left deck. 11. In the ship's lounge, behind one of the chests. 12. At Johnson's hiding behind the left side of the screen. 13. At the horseshoe competition behinf the champagne river. 14. At the entrance to the pool, behind the left bush. 15. In the bowl of salads in the Heaving Ho'. 16. One of the weiners in the sausage bowl next to Wang. 17. One of the hanging saussage in the kitchen, very easy to see. 18. In Cabin 0 behind the bucket. 19. In the middle of the stage in the ballroom. 20. Behind the right bush at the entrance to the pool. 21. Behind the statue on the right side of the ballroom. 22. Behind the left chair of the bottom right table in the ballroom. 23. Behind the toilet in Cabin 0. 24. Behind the bottom left pipes in Cabin 0. 25. Sticking out of the right door at the LoveMaster 2000. 26. Behind the left side of the CyberFashion 2000. 27. In the middle of the steering room at the bridge. 28. Behind the Rhino's butt at the bowling competition. 29. Behind the pineapple on Vicki's desk, next to all that "useful" stuff. :) 30. Behind the blue suitcase in the left side of the luggage room. 31. Behind the hay bales in the Juggs' dressing room. 32. On Bill O'Brien's hand hand in the About screen! ***** 5. ALL THE EASTER EGGS IN LOVE FOR SAIL There are 7 eggs plus a video egg of Captain Thygh! Also, there aren't a Dewmi or Peggy egg. *phew* -To see the Juggs' juggs : In the library, click on the beaver. Choose other and type milk. The next time you enter the Juggs' dressing room, there'll be a surprize waiting you! -To get that pesky branch away from Drew's breasts : Uh, "push" it! -How not to listen to Drew when she tells you to look her in the eyes : When you're finished with the Juggs, go backstage and "feel" the mixer. You'll find a pair of earplugs. The next time you ask drew about Fokker, you wouldn't hear her when she tells you to look her in the eyes;) -To get Larry not to walk in front of Drew when he gives her her suitcase : Click the Orgasmic Powder on Drew's gigantic erection (drink). The narrator will say that you can't do that. Click on the drink again, click on other and type "drink". You will get another "you can't do that" response. But don't worry, when Larry gives Drew her suitcase, he wouldn't be in the way when she gets up. -To see Jamie Lee's breasts : Jamie will show you her breasts?!? In your dreams!! So, go to the right of the ballroom, click on you, select other, and type dream! Man, these artists are VERY good! -To see Vicki in action : After Victoria became Vicki, hold the Ctrl key and click on the left guy in the shower from Larry 6 on the Amiga of Love. Then, ask her about the weather or about sex. Now you'll get a chance to see what she's learned:) -To see Annette enjoying what her husband left behind : When you go to Annette's room before or just after you kill her husband, click on the 3'rd statue from the left's bulge, click on other and then type unzip. Then, after you've killed her husband and goes back again, ring the doorbell to see a nice scene with Annette and her money. Again I must praise the artists! -To see what's going on in that clamp : To see Larry and Captain Thygh in the clamp, you must get ALL 32 DILDO'S, ALL 7 EGGS, AND 1000 POINTS! Then, after you've finished the game, watch ALL the credits, if you skip it it wouldn't work! When the credits are finished, the cut scene of the spaceship beaming up the ship will start, but this time you'll see what's happening inside the ship, not long, but it's worth it!! (This isn't really considered as an egg, but a strange blue egg still flashes just before that movie playes). There's also a hack to see this movie, but it's been know to cause problems, so, if you're really lazy, e-mail me for it! ***** 7. GENERAL FUNNY STUFF AND FUN THINGS TO DO I've listed a few of the funny stuff that you might have missed, or, didn't get! If doing it gives you more than just a funny reply, I've put a * next to it. -"Take" the used condom on the floor of the burning apartment. -Try to "whizz" on the fire. * -"Throw" the chair in the burning apartment. * -"Throw" the lamp in the burning apartment. * -Try to "open" the slide door in the building burning. -"Look" at the lower decks at Das Grande Artiumo. (Wow!) -"Look" at the bush at the top of the champagne waterfal! (Mmm.. champagne!) -"Whiz" on the champagne waterfall. (Funny, wonder if you can) -"Look" at Peter the Purser's phone for the first time. -"Take" the submarine in the bottle in the library. heheh -"Look" at victorian Principle's calender. -"Look" at all the shaped trees on the top decks:) -Wait VERY long on the ship BEFORE going to the lounge, listen to the announcements. -"Look" at lady luck in the room with the David 'o Cards statue. -"Look" at Peggy's chest. -"Look" at Peggy's hair. * -"Talk" to Rod the balloon salesman on the top left deck four times. * -Click on him, choose other and type grope. -Go (not as in GO) behind the lounge from the top outer decks. * -Hold the cursor still for about a minute, after Larry's finished, continue doing this until he repeats himself. * -Order cocktails from Johnson, keep doing this, there's about 6. -"Look" at the Authentic Greek Frieze above the ballroom entrance. -"Look" at the bowl of mushrooms at the Heaving Ho'. -"Look" at the electric uvelas at the Heaving Ho' and the Cook-Off Competition. * -"Fart" anywhere but the casino after eating the bean dip. (1 point) * -"Lie" on the cot in Cabin 0. * -Take part in all the contests and loose. * -"Push" the green button at the LoveMaster 2000, then go to Das Grande Atriumo (5 points). * -Knock on the captain's door before winning all the competitions (I'm proud to say that that guy e-mailed me on several occasions, COOOOOOL!) -"Feel", "taste" and "look" at EVERYTHING in the dark room;) * -Flush the toilet in Cabin 0, there's about 6 different, uh, "things". * -You can play songs from the game with the Juggs' redio in their dressing room. * -While sitting on the toilet, choose "whiz", also, just sit there for a long time without doing anything. (You'll have to have a STRONG stomach). * -Hold the Ctrl key down and press "P" 2 times. This turns Psycadelic on. * -Hold the Ctrl key down and press "C" while you're playing "Strip Liars Dice" against Dewmi. This will allow you to see what's under her cup:) -Press the F2 to F10 function keys for some sound effects of bodily functions. ***** 8. DID YOU NOTICE? Things that you may not have noticed. -Ken Williams (Big Boss at Sierra) is the balloon clown. -In the beginning of the game, in the burning building, the fireman gives you clues and tells you how to play the game. -Wait in both the burning apartment screens for some extra graphics. -The inflatable beaver in the swimming pool at La Costa Lotta comes from Larry 6. -The ship's oars are powered by some sort of bar going back and forth, you can see this very well during Annette's visit to Larry. heheheh -Annette and her husband are just leaving when Larry boards the ship. -When Lefty goes away, his chicken playes the piano at Das Grande Atriumo. -Al Lowe is taning on one of the chairs at the clothing optional pool! -There's also a picture of Al Lowe behind Xqwzts's back. -The guy that's with the captain before you is also Al Lowe. *phew* -There's a picture of Ken Williams with the pictures in the room with the "well guarded" safe door. -J. Piel's name is written on the box in the room with the steering wheel at the bridge, he's one of the artists. -The Sierra logo is on Xqwzts's belt. -The shapes in the lava lamp (okey, this one's quite obvious, but, heheh). -You can't do anything with the doggie in the steering wheel room at the brifge, except pet him, can you? -After you win the FashionMaster 2000 contest, Peggy calls you Mr. High f**king fashion, Dick also calls you cool after that. -The music playing while the Juggs are in the hot tub comes from Freddy Pharkas, that's another game Al Lowe wrote, a western comedy. -When you "look" at "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" in you're inventory, the narrator says that there's also a movie availeble with that title, starring Troy McClure, that's the guy from The Simpsons! -The camera guy when Larry comes back from Jamie's fashion show is Torin from yet another one of Al Lowe's games, Torin's Passage. *****