Ralph Wiggum

Last update: 1998-05-03 20:07

BovineUni.wav
Ralph:		When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.


ChikenNext.wav
Ralph:		What's for lunch tomorrow?
Lunch man:	Next!
Ralph:		Chicken necks?


Doctor.wav
Ralph:		And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the
		happiest day of my life.
Miss Hoover:	Thank you Ralph, very graphic.


Face.wav
Ralph:		Aoh, my face is on fire!


Floor.wav
Ralph:		Miss Hoover? The floor is shaking!
Miss Hoover:	Ralph, remember the time you thou...
		(crash)


Nosebleeds.wav
Ralph:		The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my
		finger out of there.


Restaurant.wav
Ralph:		I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the
		restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.


Unpossible.wav
Ralph:		Me fail English? That's unpossible.


Wookie.wav
Ralph:		I bent my wookie.


Worm.wav
Ralph:		Uhm, miss Hoover?
Miss Hoover:	Yes Ralph, what is it?
Ralph:		My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it, can I have a new one?
Miss Hoover:	No, Ralph there aren't anymore. Just try to sleep while the other
		children are learning.
Ralph:		Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking.