Professor  John Frink

Last update: 1998-05-03 19:27

Chaos.wav
John Frink:	You've got to listen to me, elementary chaos theory tells us that
		all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok
		in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth
		and the hurting and shoving.


Frinkiac7.wav
John Frink:	Well sure the Frinkiac 7 looks impressive, don't touch it! But I
		predict that within one hundred years computers will be twice as 
		powerful ten thousand times larger and so expensive that only the
		five richest kings of Europe will own them.
Apu:		Could it be used for dating?
John Frink:	Well, theoretically yes. But the computer matches would be so perfect
		as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest, buuuhra wahey.


Lemonball.wav
John Frink:	Uh, as you can see I have created a lemonball so sour it can only
		be safely contained in a magnetic field. The candy is known as
		77X42, gnuaik! Where the hell is the candy?
Homer:		I don't know!


MatterTransporter.wav
Homer:		Hmm!
John Frink:	I take it from that little impressed noise that you are interested
		in purchasing that matter-transporter, sir.
Homer:		Eeehh, hmmm.. 2 bucks, and it only transports matter, ehh, hmm,
		Weell, I give you 35 cents.
John Frink:	Sold! But I must warn you this device carries a frighteningly high
		risk of catastrophic..
Homer:		I said I'll take it!