Montgomery Burns

Last update: 1998-04-29 20:21

Award.wav
Burns:		Is this the one with the lazy sperm?
Smithers:	Mmh.
Burns		Ahh Simpson, you big virile son of a gun. How would you like a
		check worth 2000 dollars?
Homer:		Would I!
Burns:		All you have to do is sign this form.
Homer:		Wait a minute! I'm not signing anything until I read it or somebody gives
		me the gist of it.
Burns:		Ohh, all right, well, it just explains that you... won, yeah that's
		it, ah won the first annual... Montgomery Burns, ah, ah, award for,
		ehh, outstanding achievement in the, ehh, ehh, field of excellence.


Bah.wav
Burns:		Bah, to hell with this.


Damnation.wav
Burns:		Damnation.


Doeboy.wav
Burns:		Ahh, pop'n'fresh, you glutinous little doeboy.


Excellent.wav
Burns:		Excellent.


HelluvaThing.wav
Burns:		Well, that's a helluva thing, why?


Hotdog.wav
Burns:		Hotdog.


Humiliating.wav
Burns:		Well Simpson, seven gone. As soon as you're in your pressboard
		coffin I'll be the sole survivor and the treasure will be mine.
Grandpa:	Over my dead body it will!
Burns:		Humph, that's exactly the point... Oh Simpson, can't you go five seconds
		without humiliating yourself?
		(Boooiinggg then pause)
Grandpa:	How long was that?


LetsBurn.wav
Burns:		Now, let's burn rubber baby.


LoveYou.wav
Burns:		I love you Smithers.
Smithers:	The feeling is more than mutual, sir.


MotherOfPearl.wav
Burns:		Mother of pearl, call my lawyers.


OhNoTheGermans.wav
Burns:		Ohh, the Germans are mad at me, I'm so scared, ooohh the Germans.
		Oh oh, the Germans.
German:		Stop it!
Burns:		Oh oh they're coming to get me. Oh don't let the German come after me.
German:		Please stop pretending.
Burns: 		Oh no they are coming after me. Oh no they are so big and strong.
German:		Stop it. Please stop pretending to be scared of us. STOP IT!


PeopleLikesDogs.wav
Smithers:	People like dogs Mr. Burns.
Burns:		Nonsense, dogs are idiots, think about it Smithers. If I came onto
		your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all
		over your face. What would you say?
Smithers:	Hmm, if you did it, sir?


SeMyWest.wav
Burns:		(Singing "Se My West")


SimpsonEhh.wav
Burns:		Simpson ehh?


Supercomputer.wav
Burns:		You call this a supercomputer?


Thanks.wav
Burns:		Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.


ThePlague.wav
Burns:		As punishment for your desertion it's company policy to give you the
		plague.


Ticketmaster.wav
Burns:		Heh, heh, heh, and to think Smithers, you laughed when I bought
		Ticketmaster, he, he, he. Nobody is going to pay a 100 percent
		service charge.
Smithers:	Heh, it's a policy that insures a healthy mix of the rich and the
		ignorant.


ToThePlant.wav
Burns:		Now, to the plant. We'll take the Spruce Moose, hop in.
Smithers:	But sir!
Burns:		(Gun-click) I said hop in!


TurningMeOn.wav
Burns:		Hello, Smithers. You're, quite, good, at, turning, me, on.
Smithers:	Ehm, you probably should ignore that.


WellDer.wav
Burns:		Well, duh!