McBain (Rainier Wolfcastle)

Last update: 1998-04-12 19:38

If you think a word is misspelled it's just how McBain
pronounces it. So there!

Charlie.wav
McBain:		Hurry Charlie, there is not much time.


Crazy.wav
McBain:		Oh, stop talking crazy.


DatsNice.wav
McBain:		Ya, dat's nice.


DrugCartel.wav
McBain:		But capten, I have proof that he's head of an international drug
		cartel.


Goggles.wav
McBain:		Oh oh (pause) my eyes, the goggles do nothing.


Homosexuals.wav
McBain:		Maybe you all are homosexuals too.
Audience:	(Booooh)


Humvee.wav
McBain:		Maria, my migthy heart is breaking, I've seen a humvee.


Ice.wav
McBain:		Ice to see you.
Man:		McBain!


Meeting.wav
Woman:		You certainly broke up that meeting.
McBain:		Right now I'm thinking about holding another meeting...
		in bed.
Woman:		Oh, McBain.


Nerd.wav
McBain:		My son returns from a fancy east coast college and I'm horrified
		to find he's a nerd.


Outfit.wav
McBain:		That is some outfit Scooey, it make's you look like a homosexual.
Audience:	(Booooh)


SalmonPuff.wav
Man:		Have a salmon puff.
McBain:		Al right, geeeahh, geeaahh.


Scoohy.wav
McBain:		Let's say hello to my music guy Scoohy.


Silly.wav
McBain:		Yeah, my new film is a mix of action und comedy, it's called
		"McBain - Let's get silly".


ToiletSeat.wav
McBain:		Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up........
		that's the joke.
Man:		You suck, McBain.
		(Sound of machine-gun)


UpAndAtom.wav
Man:		Up and atom.
McBain:		Up and at them.
Man:		Up and atom.
McBain:		Up and at them.
Man:		Up and atom.
McBain:		Up and atthem.
Man:		Better!


WoodyAllen.wav
McBain:		Now my Woody Allen impression. "I'm a neurotic nerd who like to
		sleep with little girls.".