Lisa Simpson

Last update: 1998-04-29 20:20

3Books.wav
Homer:		Grrrrr
Lisa:		Dad, don't let these application SEA's throw you. Let's see. List your
		three favorite books and how they have influenced your life.
Homer:		Is "TV-Guide" a book?
Lisa:		No
Homer:		"Senor Sniglet"?              (Not sure about this line)
Lisa:		No
Homer:		"Catherine Hepburn's 'Me'"?
Lisa:		NO!
Homer:		Oh. I suck!


BartRentedCar.wav
Lisa:		Bart rented a car with a phony drivers license and drove Millhouse
		Nelson an Martin to a wig outlet in Knoxville and the car got
		crushed and they are out of money and they can't get home and Bart's
		working as a courier an just came back from Honk Kong.
Homer:		Yes, that's a real pickle. Would you excuse me for a moment?
		(goes to another room) Waa daa gonnna killawaka ghaa gheaa...
		All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to
		fly home, and then I will murder him.


DadWhatIf.wav
Lisa:		Dad, what if I told you you could lose weight without dieting or
		lifting a finger?
Homer:		I'd say you're lying scumbag. Bye sweetie.


LizardQueen.wav
Lisa:		I am the lizard queen!


RanMcNaily.wav
Lisa:		In fact, in Ran McNaily they wore hats on their feet and hamburgers
		eat people.
Bart:		Cool!