Krusty the Clown

Last update: 1998-04-29 20:20

40Dollars.wav
Krusty:		All right, here's the deal. Everytime you watch my show I will send
		you 40 dollars.
Announcer:	Checks will not be honored.


AhhCrap.wav
Krusty:		Ahh, crap!


Cartoon.wav
Krusty:		Uhh, I could pull a better cartoon out of my aaaaahhh ha ha ha hey,
		wow, wasn't that great kids?


Garnish.wav
Agent:		Krusty, this is America we don't send our celebrity to jail. We're
		just going to garnish your salary.
Krusty:		Garnish my celery?
Agent:		Please Krusty, no jokes.
Krusty:		Who's joking aaaaaiiii ohhhhhhh I don't know what you're saying, It
		all sounds so crazy to me.
Agent2:		It simply means we'll be taking part of your salary until your debt
		is repaid. Say 75 percent for 40 years.
Krusty:		But I don't plan to live that long.
Agent:		Well, better make it 95 percent.
Krusty:		Nooohooooboy.


MyBeloved.wav
Krusty:		Ah ho, my beloved pornography.


SexuallyExplicit.wav
Krusty:		Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of
		sexually explicit positions.
		(Guards run in and grab him)
Krusty:		What, oh, hey, it's not really me. I used a stunt butt.


YouPeople.wav
Krusty:		You people are pigs!