Kent Brockman

Last update: 1998-05-03 12:33

Ads.wav
Kent:		Lock your doors! Bar your windows! Because the next advertisement
		you see could destroy your house and eat your family.


Avoision.wav
Kent:		Ladies and gentlemen, Krusty the clown, was arrested for massive
		tax fraud. Krusty's years of tax avoision would never had ke..
		avoision, it's a crime, look it up. Would never had ke.. I don't
		say evasion, I say avoision.


Blame.wav
Kent:		Now, at the risk of being impopular, this reporter places the blame
		for all of this squarely on you, the viewers.