Bartholemew J Simpson

Last update: 1998-05-02 11:54

Bastard.wav
Lisa:		A long lost half-brother! How Dickensian!
Bart:		So, any idea where this bastard lives?
Homer:		Bart!
Bart:		His parents aren't married are they? It's a correct word
		isn't it?
Homer:		I guess he's got us there.
Marge:		Mmmmmmm.
Bart:		Bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard!
Marge, Homer:	Bart!
Bart		Bastard, bastard, bastard, bastard!


BitchGoddess.wav
Bart:		George Burns was right, show business is a hideous bitch
		goddess.


Blablabla.wav
Bart:		Blubliblablibli.


Brainburger.wav
Bart:		I'll have a Brainburger with extra puss please.


Chick.wav
Bart:		You're one of those 'don't call me a chick' chicks?


Cow.wav
Bart:		Don't have a cow!


Damned.wav
Bart:		You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.


DamnTV.wav
Bart:		Damn TV, you ruined my imagination just like you ruined my ability
		to... to, ehh... ehh...


Doorstop.wav
Bart:		Dad, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy old
		danish.
Homer:		Done and done! He he he...


Dorkus.wav
Bart:		As we say in latin, a Dorcus Mallorcus.


GirlsButt.wav
Bart:		Why would anybody wanna touch a girls butt?


HiMan.wav
Bart:		Hi man.


Hubba.wav
Bart:		Hubba hubba!


IDidnt.wav
Bart:		I didn't do it!


ImBart.wav
Bart:		I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?


Joes.wav
		(phone ringing)
Bart:		Joe's Crematorium! You kill 'em we grill 'em.


Knives.wav
Bart:		Ohhh, seems like everywhere I look people are enjoying knives.


Monkeyman.wav
Bart:		How would I go about creating a half man half monkey type creature?
Mrs. Krabbapel:	I'm sorry, that would be playing God.
Bart:		God Schmod! I want my monkeyman!


MrBush.wav
Bart:		Heelloooo, Mr. Bush!


MusicalBeans.wav
Bart:		Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.


MustFightSatan.wav
Bart:		Must fight Satan... make it up to him... later...


Perish.wav
Bart:		Perish the thought!


PleasureOverload.wav
Bart:		Ohh, overload, pleasure overload, mmmah.


Republican.wav
Bart:		Oh my God. The dead have risen and they are voting Republican.


Satan.wav
Bart:		All the best bands are affiliated with Satan.


Shut.wav
Bart:		Ahh, shut your yap!


TimeFlies.wav
Bart:		Boy, time flies when you're reading... the Bible? Uhhh.


YouCanDoIt.wav
Bart:		Looks like he's trying to jump over but he can't quite make it.
		Come on boy, you can make it.


YoureTheMan.wav
Bart:		You're the man, Homer!