Barnard Gumble
Last update: 1998-04-29 20:19
Ashtray.wav
Moe: Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone.
Barney: What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for? (pause)
Oh, somebody spilled beer in this ashtray. (slurp, slurp). Ahhhh.
BajaAlhaJah.wav
Barney: Waajele baa dohh ahhh.
Moe: Yeah, you said it Barn'.
Beerkeg.wav
Barney: Hi Homer. Thanks for inviting me to your barbecue.
Homer: Hello Barney, you brought a whole beerkeg!
Barney: Yeah, where can I fill it up?
Beersupply.wav
Barney: Hey Homer, I'm worried about the beersupply. After this case and
the other case there's only one case left.
Barney 2: Yeah, yeah, uhh Barney's right.
Barney 3: Yeah, we need more beer. (Not sure about this line, anyone?)
Barney 2: Yeah. what about some beer?
Barney 4: Yeah, Barney's right.
Homer: All right guys, pipe down.
Burp.wav
Barney: (burp)
ChillyWilly.wav
Barney: We want chilly willy, we want chilly willy.
CompulsiveBehaviour.wav
Barney: Man, that's classic compulsive behavior.
FightThePower.wav
Barney: Fight the power.
ICanSee.wav
Barney: I can seee you.
JuhuBurp.wav
Barney: Juuuhuuu (burp).
MagicPixies.wav
Barney: I don't know where you magic pixies came from. But I like your
pixie-drink.
Movie.wav
Barney: Barney's contribution to the Springfield Movie Festival
(Is this right?)
MyHeartStopped.wav
Barney: Oh oh, my heart just stopped! (pause) Ah, there it goes...
Party.wav
Barney: Hey, join the party. (Burp)
SergeantPepper.wav
Barney: So Homer, and the Sergeant Pepper that's growing out of the middle
of your back.
Moe: Ahhh Barn, you gotta unwrap the plastic before you smoke these.
Stinky.wav
Barney: Whooaa, someone smells stinky. (Sniff, sniff). Wow, it's me.
ThrowUp.wav
Barney: Can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy something!
Veins.wav
Barney: From now on there will be a new Barnard Gumble. Hard-working,
clean and sober.
Mayor Quimby: Congratulations Barney, and enjoy your grand prize, a lifetime
supply of Duff beer.
Barney: Wow, just hook it to my veins!