Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Last update: 1998-05-01 14:39

AskYouNicely.wav
Apu:		Hey, hey! I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise,
		you leave me no choice but to ask you nicely again.
            

Bankrun.wav
Apu:		Snap on your bulletproof west, Sanjay. It's time for another
		bankrun.
Sanjay:		All right, but if I don't make it, promise you won't sleep with
		my wife.
Apu:		I promise nothing.


BitchOnIce.wav
Apu:		Were putting that bitch on ice.


BreakingUp.wav
Apu:		Ohh, she won't hold, she's breaking up.


DontUnderstand.wav
Apu:		I don't understand.


DreamPolice.wav
Apu:		(Singing Dream Police)


GetOut.wav
Apu:		Mr. Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and come
		again.


Heady.wav
Apu:		Oh, a head bag. Those are chuck full of..... heady goodness.


Hero.wav
Apu:		The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.


Honor.wav
Apu:		It is an honor to begin repaying my debt to you. Back in Rhamatpur
		I was considered quite the gourmet.
Marge:		Hmm, it certainly is exotic. Wo, Lisa is that too spicy for you?
Lisa:		I can see through time.


HotParty.wav
Apu:		This is not as hot a party as I had anticipated.


IAmApu.wav
Apu:		I am Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.


Icecream.wav
Apu:		What's the matter, sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy,
		you are purchasing such a large quantity of ice-cream.


NoEnglish.wav
Apu:		Yes I'm sorry I do not speak english, okay!
Customer:	But, you were just talking..
Apu:		Yes, yes, hotdog, hotdog, yes sir, no sir, maybe, okay!


NylonRope.wav
Apu:		Oh, they used nylon rope this time, it feels so smooth against my
		skin, almost sensuous.


PleaseComeAgain.wav
Apu:		Please come again.


Robbery.wav
Robber:		Hand over all your money in a paper bag.
Apu:		Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a
		convenient store, you know.


SergeantPepper.wav
Apu:		(Singing a bit from Sergeant Pepper)


ThankYouForComing.wav
Apu:		Thank you for coming. I'll see you in hell.


Twinkie.wav
Apu:		Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie.


Welfare.wav
Apu:		Yes, I am a citizen. Now, witch way to the welfare office?
Man:		What?
Apu:		I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I work, I work.


WhackingDay.wav
Apu:		Welcome to your official Whacking-Day headquarters. I've
		hidden a snake somewhere in this store, the first one to
		whack it gets a free squishy.
		(Hey, get it, smack, crash etc.)
Apu:		Boy, I should have put more thought into my promotion.


WigglePen.wav
Apu:		Oh Mrs. Simpson you're looking very prosperous today. Might I
		interest you in some of our impulse items here by the cash
		register. Perhaps a crazy motorized wiggle-pen? He he look
		at it! The crazyness!


World.wav
Apu:		Has the whole world gone crazy?
Homer:		Nah, just your screwy country.