Miscellaneous Sounds

Last update: 1998-05-03 10:50

Aliens-Nailboard.wav
Alien:		That board with the nail in it may have defeated us but the
		humans won't stop there. They'll make bigger boards and bigger
		nails. Soon they will make a board with a nail so big it will
		destroy them all. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.


Aliens-Timetravel.wav
Kodos: 		Foolish earthling, totally unprepared for the effects of time-
		travel.
Both Aliens:	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 
		ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Alien 1:	What happened to us Kodos?
Kodos:		Quiet, you!


Announcer-Whacking.wav
Announcer:	Gentlemen, start your whacking.


BeeMan-Tequila.wav
Beeman:		Ai, dondo es ta mi tequila?


BeeMan-NoEsBueno.wav
Beeman:		Aii, no es bueno.


BetteMiddler-Trash.wav
Bette Middler:	Time to take out the trash.


BobDole-Abortion.wav
Announcer:	Ladies and gentlemen, 73 year old candidate, Bob Dole.
		(Yeah, hurrah)
Bob Dole:	Abortions for all!
		(Booooooh)
Bob Dole:	Very well, no abortions for anyone!
		(Booooooh)
Bob Dole:	Hmm, abortions for some, miniature American flags for all of us.


Carl-HesGoingOverTheFalls.wav
Carl:		Oh no, he's (Barney) going over the falls.
		(Smack, bump, smack)
Lenny:		Oh good, he's snagged that treebranch.
Carl:		Oh no, the branch broke off.
		(Bump, crack, bump)
Lenny:		Oh good, he can grab on to them pointy rocks.
Carl:		Oh no, them rocks broke his arms and legs.
		(Crack, smack, bump)
Lenny:		Oh good, those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him.
Carl:		Oh no, they are biting him and stealing his pants.


Carl-Robotcars.wav
Carl:		Hey look, Homer's got one of those robotcars.
		(Crash)
Lenny:		One of those American robot cars.


ComicStoreGuy-Deduction.wav
Comicstore guy:	Are you the creator of Hi and Lois? Because you're making me laugh.
		The drawing is worth exactly 750 dollars American.
Bart:		It's valuable huh?
Comicstore guy:	Oh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I simply can't allow
		you to waste them here when there is so many crimes going unsolved
		at this very moment. Go, go, for the good of the city.


Doris-Testicles.wav
Doris:		More testicles mean more iron!


DrHibbert-HotBeef.wav
Dr Hibbert:	Ahhhh, diagnosis... delicious.
Homer:		I've got the prescription for you doctor... another hot beef-
		injection.
Dr Hibbert:	Hi hi hi hi hi.


DrNick-HiEverybody.wav
Dr Nick:	Hi everybody.
Homer & Bart:	Hi Dr Nick.


Eddie-EveningMoe.wav
Moe:		Eddie!
Eddie:		Evening Moe.
Moe:		Want some pretzels?
Eddie:		He, he, no thanks we're on duty. Couple of beers would be nice
		though.
Moe:		That'll be two bucks boys... just kidding, he...
Eddie:		Good one, Moe.


Hitler-Boobie.wav
Hitler:		Ach du liebe! Das is not einer boobie!


LionelHutz-JudgeSchnieder.wav
Lawyer:		Oh oh, we've drawn judge Schneider.
Marge:		Is that bad?
Lawyer:		Well he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge:		You did?
Lawyer:		Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly' and the
		word 'dog' with 'son'.


LionelHutz-Matlock.wav
Lawyer:		Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night
		the sound wasn't on but I think I got the gist of it.


Lovejoy-BadDog.wav
Lovejoy:	Bad dog I condemn you to hell.


Maggie-Daddy.wav
Maggie:		Daddy!


Maggie-Maggie.wav
Maggie:		(Suck, suck, suck)


Martin-FeebleBrain.wav
Martin:		Damn your feeble brain.


MayorQuimby-BadBoy.wav
Quimby:		But as Gabbo would say, I'm a bad wittle boy.


MayorQuimby-Charge.wav
Quimby:		All right, I'm in charge here.
Wiggum:		Oh, run along Quimby, I think they're dedicating a phonebooth
		somewhere.


Milhouse-TurnAway.wav
Milhouse:	I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away.


MissHoover-DeadWhite.wav
Miss Hoover:	Uhh, this is nothing but dead white male bashing from a PC-thug.
		It's women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband.


MissHoover-TheMonkey.wav
Miss Hover:	Can't.. stop.. doing.. the monkey.


NelsonMuntz-HaHa.wav
Nelson:		Ha ha.


RadioactiveMan-FromThisDay.wav
R. Man:		From this day forward I shall call myself Radioactive Man.


Snake-WalletInspector.wav
Snake:		Uhh, wallet inspector.
Ned Flanders:	Oh, here ya go, I believe that's all in order.
Snake:		Huh huh, I can't believe that worked.


Thelma-HolyCrap.wav
Thelma:		Holy crap!


TVAnnouncer-CancerOfRectum.wav
Announcer:	The following is a public service announcement. Excess of alcohol
		consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.
Homer:		Mmmm, beer.