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Jättedammsugare (partikelfilter) (dust control) en Elektrolux med cyklon och effektiv filtrering av utblås, används vid betongslipning mm. Den är monterad på en stor pirra. 3-fas c:a 2 kW. Mitt pris 2.000:- Dammsugaren är såld !





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Jokes




The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Kathy said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup whe we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess.'

'And what's the moral of the story?' asked the teacher.

'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!'

'Very good,' said the teacher. 'Now, little Johnny do you have a story to share?'

'Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my Uncle Bob. Uncle Bob was a pilot in Vietnam and his plane got hit. He had to bail out over enemy territory and all he had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. He drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then he landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. He killed seventy of them with the machine gun until he ran out of bullets, then he killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke and then he killed the last ten with his bare hands.'

'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, ' What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?'

'Don't mess with Uncle Bob when he's been drinking.'