"Consequences Of Watching TV"
or
"Not A Chance"
"Oh, Jonny, I can't live without you!"
"Um... look Jess, I'm flattered, but aren't you over-doing this a bit?"
"I love you Jonny. Come and hold me in your arms."
"Well, I guess I cou...Mmmmmhhhhuummmpphhhh! O'boy, that was some kiss!"
"Come here, Jonny. I have something to show you."
"Jess, this is all nice and so.... and you are a REAL good kisser, but I... um... Jess? Why do you unzip your dress? If I just... Oh my God!"
"What's the matter Jonny? Haven't you seen a naked girl before?"
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"I take that as a no."
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"Oh Jonny, I just LOVE when you talk dirty. You sure know how to handle a girl."
"Come now, my son. You shouldn't let the young lady wait, should you?"
"DAD?!!!! What are you doing here? Um... you don't seem to mind...?"
"Of course not my son. It is time you improved your knowledge of female anatomy. And... of a certain social behavior..."
"DAD!!!!"
"Oh, don't whine, son!"
"Yeah, but dad, I think I would like some privacy here..."
"Certainly NOT, Jonathan. This is a very special occasion and I'm sure you want the whole family to be here."
"WHAT!!!!" And watch Jess and me... OH NO, NO WAY!!!!"
"What's the matter, Jonny boy! Are ya shy or somethin'?"
"RACE!!! Oh man, I'm dead! Um... look Race, I swear I have nothing to do with this! She just took off her dress and... um... well, no need to go into THAT. Please Race, if you're not gonna kill me, then PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THIS!!!!"
"Heck no. This is the greatest moment in Jessies life. But if you let her down now or hurt her or her feelings I'll kill you right here and now."
"That won't be necessary daddy. I'm sure Jonny knows what to do."
"I am sure of that too my friends. And I have myself thaught him the secrets of the Kama-Sutra - the ancient Indian knowledge of the art of lovemaking."
"HADJI!!! Are you here TOO? But you love Jessie, how can you stand to be here? I don't know what to say buddy, I didn't want things to happen this way - well, maybe I kinda did before, but I never thought it would actually happen!"
"It is alright, my friend. I am glad to just observe my two best friends living out their passion for each other."
"I don't believe this! You are actually going to stand there and watch Jes.... GAAAHHHMMMM!!! Um... Jessie, what are you doing with your hands down there?!!!"
"What does it look like, silly? People doesn't usually wear clothes when they do this, do they?"
"Yohoo, everyone! Here I come with the coffee and some cakes."
"MRS EVANS!!!!! It's not POSSIBLE!!! NOT YOU TOO!!!"
"Oh don't mind me dear. I'm just so glad that you two lovebirds finaly got over your hesitation."
"But..... but..... but....."
"Don't you stand there as a fool, boy! Get down to business - literally!"
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"UUUUUUHHHH-HUUUUNNNNNGGHHHHOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
With a scream, Jonny sprung up and found himself in the livingroom in the Quest Compound.
The TV-set was on but nothing showing. He sat down on the couch where he had lied, still shaking.
"Man, I really shouldn't watch those channels! Female forms is nice enough, but this was scary!"
"Jonny? What's going on down there?"
"Jess? Oh, you wouldn't believe it! I had the... hrm... strangest dream."
"Fell asleep by the TV again, huh? By the way Jonny, I got a surprise for you."
She took a step towards him.
"Come here, I have something to show you."
Jessie's hands went to the zipper of her dress and began to pull it down.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jessie spun around when Jonny flew by her as a living hurricane and fled up the stairs. She heard his door slam and the lock turning.
"What's wrong with that guy? He can't even stand to see a tiny tattoo?"
Jessie looked at the little butterfly she had gotten tattoed on her shoulder and smiled. Jonny was weird sometimes, but he was also very cute.
"Maybe I should tell him one day", she said to herself. "Or just kiss him." She laughed. "Boy, would he be surprised..."
THE END